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20120310 IS2 - Jay Park (Sexiest moves ;-)
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So Yesterday: Date A Girl Who Reads by Rosemarie Urquico
(In Response to Charles Warnke’s You Should Date An Illiterate Girl.)
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a…
| Nolan: | Sra. Pou, I think you should read this note Brendan passed me... |
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| Brendan: | No! I didn't write that! |
| Sra. Pou: | (reading note to class) "Tu madre es gordo y homosexuál". Very well done, the note is even in Spanish! You even put an accent in homosexual! Now, the only thing wrong with it is it should be gorda, not gordo since it is tu madre, which is feminine. Muy bien! |
| // Sra. Pou hands note back to Nolan, Brendan sighs in relief. |
| Students: | What's that piece of rope dangling from the ceiling? |
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| Dr. Dell: | It's a noose. |
| Students: | What's it for? |
| Dr. Dell: | Actually, it's really cool, but I can only show you once. |
